Alpacaholic (al
pak!chol!
ik) - One who is addicted to alpacas.
Does the sweet humming sound become music to your
ears?
When you look into their fluffy face, is your breath
taken away?
Does the softness of their fleece become irresistible
to touch?
Do you spend more time with your herd than your
family?
When you get spit upon, you don't take
offense.
Do you look forward to cleaning up the beans?
Is everything on your sales list "NOT FOR
SALE"?
Is each alpaca the one you just NEED to have?
Does having to put up more fence make you happy?
When you arrive home, do you go to the barn before
your house?
Have you checked the crimp on the family dog?
Does your "Night Out" on the town include
a stop at your local farmer's supply store?
